Category: Humor

“Organic Artificial Foods” (OAF) and the farming revolution

“Organic Artificial Foods” (OAF) and the farming revolution

As IOTA is already known in rural areas, I’m happy to announce the foundation of the NGO “Organic Artificial Foods” (OAF), which is using the open-source technology for their own purposes.

OAF offers a new innovative solution to provide citizens with organic food around the corner.

Communities in the field of cryptocurrencies, in general, share the sentiment that future markets will rely on blockchain solutions for the everyday life, such as buying groceries.

Since IOTA is mostly made for the machine economy OAF, therefore, invented a new system that is using IOTA as the interface technology between autonomous machines and the needs of families in rural areas, to close the gap between this cutting-edge technology and breakfast.

To understand this innovation we must look into the bionic/a.i. research, where autonomous vehicles and robotics are tested.

Lately, the semiconductor facilities “Pecker Tec” in Nashville, TN which are working closely with OAF, tested some “granny-slappin’ good” central processing units for cows.

These chips are able to receive IOTA per wireless network and furthermore, to activate the milk-glands in a matter of seconds, without transaction fees!

As unbelievable as it sounds: this makes it possible to get fresh, warm milk, everywhere, safe, untampered, fast, decentralized, with IOTA.

Chairman Bill Randy Pecker about their new system:

Howdy, I don’t know where you comin’ from but our cow is busier than a cucumber in a women prison, you gon’ like it

The experienced 3 times winner of the famous “Nashville Monstertruck Festival” promises this solution within the next 5 months, so that people don’t need to buy milk in a supermarket anymore because they are often too far away if you need groceries spontaneously.

After that, we can also expect adapted systems for chickens, pigs and bankers, Pecker promises.

We are eager to see that technology in action!




Salty Plum Of The Month February!

Salty Plum Of The Month February!

Plum-disclaimer: IOTA isn’t looking for competition, but collaboration. This is meant as a friendly reminder that people should think before they fall on their keyboard.
This format is based on my own opinion and is not connected in any way to the IOTA foundation or the founders. No one likes salty plums.

And while I usually don’t submit 2 posts a day, this plum post makes an exception!

I’m pleased to deliver my first salty plum to you guys: The bitcoin-maximalists of /r/bitcoin! Congratulations!

The fine gentlemen didn’t take the time to look into IOTA, its collaborations or legit foundation members let alone the countless helpful people in the IOTA slack to get a solid opinion about the intrinsic value of IOTA.

Yet again, a self-fueling raging mob without purpose. But the internet won’t forget!

Here is one part of their fantastic argumentation against IOTA:

We all know that cryptoland is an area of investors and people that like to act in their own best interest, but this is nothing more than a confession of failure. You can do better.

Needless to say that we are all somewhat connected to Bitcoins success and pioneer work, so we can be grateful that Bitcoin is here, and hopefully here to stay.

But it should be clear, that IOTA’s field of application is different. So if you guys are really up for a conversation, don’t stand still but join our Slack.

We have hundreds of people here who are more than happy to discuss everything you’re concerned about. No excuses!





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